Miley Cyrus Threatened to Leave America and the Country She Stayed In Just Humiliated Her

Miley Cyrus called Trump a nightmare and swore she was leaving the country.

Then the country she refused to abandon just handed her the most humiliating album crash in modern chart history.

Now the Billboard chart Miley Cyrus spent 13 years trying to reclaim just gave her an answer she never saw coming.

From No. 1 to No. 157 in Seven Days

The numbers are brutal.

Bass Persuades debuted at the top of the Billboard 200 on September 29, 2026.

One week later, Billboard posted the new chart.

The album was not in the top 10.

It was not in the top 50.

It was not in the top 100.

It sat at No. 157 – the steepest single-week drop from a No. 1 debut that Variety could find in the modern chart era.

That is not a bad week.

That is a commercial collapse.

The album opened with just 61,000 equivalent units – only 70 more than Ella Langley's Dandelion, a country record from a singer most of America had never heard of.

Atlantic Records threw everything at the launch: more than two dozen physical formats including 16 vinyl pressings, nine CD editions, and a cassette, plus a slashed digital price.

Before that aggressive bundle push, industry projections had Bass Persuades opening outside the top five entirely.

The Setup That Made the Fall Worse

Three weeks before the chart collapse, Miley sat down with Zane Lowe on Apple Music and told him what she really thought of her own audience.

She announced two Hollywood Bowl shows for October 16 and 18, confirmed nearly 1.5 million people had entered the presale queue, and then explained her broader strategy.

"I've learned now through the queue that my calculations are correct," she said, "and people will come to me. I don't need to drive to you."

Page Six quoted the fuller version: "Proven. That was a test. I win."

Both Bowl dates – roughly 35,000 total seats – sold out within 10 minutes, and Lowe told her the demand implied something closer to 80 shows.

But you cannot watch your album fall 156 spots in a single week and call that winning.

The fans who flooded that presale queue bought concert tickets.

They did not buy the album.

The Pattern No One in Hollywood Wants to Admit

This is not the first time a Trump-hating celebrity has discovered that political contempt has a price.

Lizzo's album Bitch sold 2,650 copies in its first week in 2026 and missed the Billboard 200 entirely – a freefall from the same progressive celebrity machine that had crowned her a cultural icon five years earlier.

Cyrus lit that bridge on fire in 2016 when she called Trump a "f***ing nightmare," posted photos of herself crying over his Super Tuesday results, and announced she was leaving the country.

She did not leave.

In a 2019 Vanity Fair interview, she walked it back, describing the threat as something "we all said" and did not mean – then asked whether she would feel proud "running away from, and leaving everyone else here to live under, a completely racist, sexist, hateful a**hole."

So she stayed – in the country whose chart just buried her.

What Miley Cyrus Got Wrong

The Hollywood Bowl sold out in 10 minutes.

But two sold-out nights in Los Angeles is not a national mandate.

It is a loyal coastal fanbase – the same people who never left, the same people who would absolutely make the drive to see Miley perform in her own backyard.

The Billboard 200 measures the rest of the country.

And the rest of the country said no.

Trump won in 2024 because tens of millions of Americans were exhausted by celebrities who despised their values, called their president a nightmare, and then expected them to keep buying the albums.

Miley ran that play perfectly – the crying photos, the moving threats, the Vanity Fair cleanup, and then a decade of pretending it never happened – and the Billboard 200 just told her exactly what the country she mocked thinks of the comeback.

She said it herself: "That was a test. I win."

She failed.


Sources:

  • Brooklynn Robinson, "Cocky Singer, Trump Hater Miley Cyrus Breaks Humiliating Record," The Western Journal, October 7, 2026.
  • "Miley Cyrus Scores First Billboard 200 No. 1 In 13 Years With 'Bass Persuades,'" Arise TV / Billboard, September 29, 2026.
  • "Miley Cyrus' 'Bass Persuades' Falls Off Spotify's Global Chart," Geo.tv, September 2026.
  • "Music Is in Its Flop Era," DNYUZ, July 5, 2026.